Goldilocks Zone

The fine line between being tipsy and drunk.

I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.

Goldilocks Zone by Jewsef March 8, 2017

Goldilocksing 

v. To do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution.

The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

Also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing

"Marci was totally Goldilocksing with the printer paper. First she jammed the printer because there wasn't enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!"

Goldilocksing by Rocketman Karl March 3, 2009

goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.

Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think

goldilocks tits by yochoc May 17, 2014

Goldyloxin 

1. A term that describes a man who acts like a bitch
2. Thads gay friend
3. A guy who acts like a pussy

Thad quit goldyloxin it, this aint the girlscouts.

Goldyloxin by R2DoMe, DarthInvadeHer October 4, 2010

goldilocks 

(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.

phrases:
goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth

goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular

His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.

She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.

goldilocks by Jankee July 15, 2014

goldilockzd 

When you kick ass so hard on something that it ended up being "just right"

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You just goldilockzd it!

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goldilockzd by mstein November 21, 2010

goldilocksed 

Using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission.

Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party.

goldilocksed by dutchvd July 21, 2014