The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities
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The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
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Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...
Ex 2:
Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...
Ex 2:
Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
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