glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.

sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping

by fartmoney September 26, 2012

gurping

when an over-hyper woman grips another man’s nipple with her toes

“she was gurping my moob pokers so good last night”

by tete2296 November 20, 2017

glurping

oral sex

lets get straight to the glurping

by _obs_ June 1, 2018

Glurpping

Glurpping is when you are gripping and slurping on something, such as a penis. Glurpping is a very vulgar term used when you are describing giving head.

Ex 1.
Chad: Yea man she was glurpping on my piece last night
Brad: I haven't been with a great glurper is a while, lucky you

Ex 2.
Stacey: Girl were you glurpping on that thang last night
Rebecca: Yes girl I put all my work into it

by bethannej November 24, 2024

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurping

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.

Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!

by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016