The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.
I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!
by thewatchman July 25, 2006
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Get the Soviet Glonk mug.by paleoderek September 10, 2011
Get the glonk mug.When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
Get the gargoyle glonk mug.To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.
"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."
"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
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