glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

by thewatchman July 25, 2006

Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

by paleoderek September 10, 2011

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything, and the meaning changes to the user's will, depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

That's so glonking annoying!
Stop that or I will glonk you.

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024