by Poo-poo-pee-do September 11, 2010
Get the Glitterpoo mug.1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"
by Andrew June 10, 2004
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1. A person who is clearly inferior to you.
2. Recognition of disapproval of a rock star life style.
3. One that is true hater of all sorts.
4. A diss but compliment at the same time.
2. Recognition of disapproval of a rock star life style.
3. One that is true hater of all sorts.
4. A diss but compliment at the same time.
1. When someone says something to you that is rude but you obviously laugh them off because they are truly inferior to you. They are glitterjealous
2. I am pretty glitterjealous have to sit in American History when I would rather be in Non Verbal Communication.
3. This person is clearly glitterjealous.
2. I am pretty glitterjealous have to sit in American History when I would rather be in Non Verbal Communication.
3. This person is clearly glitterjealous.
by The Brotha Man May 12, 2011
Get the glitterjealous mug.by brahm2 September 27, 2003
Get the all that glitters is gold mug.A person whose sexual identity is so complex, unique, and special that they can literally only make love to jars of glitter. Nothing else could possibly understand their supremely sparkly needs. In effect, their needs by virtue of existence outweigh not only the moral majority, but also the minority; those in society who actually have sexuality issues that exist. Thereby, a Glittersexual accomplishes the monumental philosophical feat of re-marginalizing those who actually wish to be understood, rather than misunderstood, as they do, using an otherwise real social justice issue to vie for the coveted postmodern ideal of unassailable special-ness. Their typical philosophy is not concerned with consistency, or even ideas that matter or make sense, but on the contrary, they seek the philosophical position which is as nonsensical as possible, and therefore unique and special enough to justify whatever is necessary to keep showering in tubs of sparkly, new-age self-righteousness.
"If we have to put a label on my sexuality... I guess you could call me a Glittersexual."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
by thisguyisaguy April 17, 2016
Get the Glittersexual mug.A straight male to absolutely despises glitter and anything to do with it. Nine times out of ten this man will be dating, living with, or married to a burlesque performer or stripper. Proving that the power of the pussy is stronger than the fear of glitter. Collateral damage of this situation is this man showing up for work with random bits of glitter on his person that just won't come off.
by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009
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"Casey, if you slap me with your glitteris one more time I'll become Elton John."
"Those sequins definitely make my glitteris tingle."
"Those sequins definitely make my glitteris tingle."
by Da-mo September 28, 2008
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