1. A lame vampire noted for being part of the Twilight cult.
2. Any wannabe vampire or Goth who takes their cues from teen romances.
3. An emo who wants to be goth
2. Any wannabe vampire or Goth who takes their cues from teen romances.
3. An emo who wants to be goth
1. Dracula would so own that glitterpire Edward.
2. That glitterpire is ruining our party with his shirt being open all the time.
2. That glitterpire is ruining our party with his shirt being open all the time.
by Akirajay38 November 17, 2011
Get the Glitterpire mug.The rightful name of the so-called vampires in the Twilight series of books and films. The movies and books somehow managed to be a hit in spite of their deficient story line, poor character development, glittering vampires and Kristen Stewart.
Guy 1:Hey, what's that movie with the sparkling, vampires? You know the one where the wolf dudes can't keep their shirts on?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the glitterpire movie, aka Twilight! Some how I am unafraid of a vampire that glitters in the sunlight rather than suffering a painful and fiery death. That was two hours of my life that I will never get back.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the glitterpire movie, aka Twilight! Some how I am unafraid of a vampire that glitters in the sunlight rather than suffering a painful and fiery death. That was two hours of my life that I will never get back.
by Did she just say that? February 18, 2010
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A glitterplex is a reference to a large number, nominally 1,000,000 when used in reference to a number of child pornography pictures.
by SiKoS August 29, 2012
Get the Glitterplex mug.1. A substance that replaces the lack of melanine that vegetarian vampires have. While melanine allows people to survive in direct sunlight, glitterine allows vegetarian vampires to glow like disco balls.
by J.K. Growlin' December 16, 2008
Get the glitterine mug.The activity of covering body parts in glitter such as your arms in order to get a boost of Serotonin during a depressive episode in order to wash away your problems for awhile rather than committing suicide
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Get the GLITTERCIDE mug.1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"
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