geesesheet

(n.)- one resembling, in quality, behavior, or absolutely nothing, a piece of goose feces. This is one of the highest forms of insult, comparable only to kykedyke.

(adj.)- possessing one or more qualities of goose feces

He is big, BIG piece of geesesheet!

by knyaz22 June 7, 2011

Geebus Chrysdal

A replacement for Jesus christ that you can say around those retard christians who care when you say "his name in vain"

"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Geebus Chrysdal calm down!"

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Gesus

The correct way to say Jesus

Some guy: I worship Jesus
Me: You mean Gesus, retard

by cougarprideftw May 23, 2018

geebus

Simply an alternate pronounciation of the Christian Son of Man Jesus Christ, popularized by a misguided Homer Simpson when forcecd to volunteer for foreign missions. Also this can be used by pseudo-Christians to comply with the third commandment.

Homer: But I don't know geebus!

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

Gleesus

The equivilant to Jesus Christ for people who watch Glee.

Molly: Dude? did you see the Season finale of Glee?

Maria: GLEESUS CHRIST YEAH I DID. :)

by Lady Gagas December 10, 2009

Geetus

Money.

Chase some geetus.

by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022

Geebus

The God of Gaming, usually used to proclaim an amazing feat accomplished on a game.

Player 1:Oh my Geebus!
Player 2:What?
Player:I just shot a guy in the head which flew through him and hit the guy behind him.

(bad example but ya'll get the gist)

by Hyena9292 November 10, 2009