Gesus 

The correct way to say Jesus

Some guy: I worship Jesus
Me: You mean Gesus, retard

Gesus by cougarprideftw May 23, 2018

gesus 

the correct way to say gesus because gesus is our gand not our j

“aye yo foo ya know gesus?” “uhhh...oh yeah he ma g”

gesus by Gesus Ma G April 3, 2019

Gesus 

Gay Jesus

Example 1:
1: Thank God, it stopped raining.
2: Thank Gesus, retard
1: What?
2: There’s a rainbow right there, its Gesus.

Example 2:
I just healed the hole in my boyfriend’s ass by filling it with my dick, I am literally Gesus.

Gesus by IAmMesus December 7, 2021

gesus christ 

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"

gesus christ by the only joe papa February 16, 2023

Gesus Krist 

R lord'n savior. died on the x for our sinns. pretty neat guy.

Christler 1: Hey man, you going to Gesus Krists house this sunday?
Christler 2: Fuck yeah I am brother. Amen

Gesus Krist by Hunter Kashi November 21, 2019

GESUS in a chocolate bar 

Something crazy tied with something sweet

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!

GESUS in a chocolate bar by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

Geesus 

Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity

Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus

Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017