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Gunther

(Pronounced 'Goonter') An amusing person who enjoys eating - particularly chocolate - and you can quite easily imagine wearing lederhosen and saying 'oh ja!' a lot with a German accent. Although typically these people should be young boys with blonde hair and a plump build, the joke is also merry if you refer to a friend or foe who happens to be looking especially dorky at that moment or eating something with altogether too much tenacity...
(an important and sexy character in the simpsons cast :P)

'haha! you're such a GUNTHER!!'

'Omg he looks like gunther!'

'omg i felt like such a Gunther - two galaxy bars and an oreo snack pack - dear gott in himmel..nein, nein, nein...'
by Julia Whiting April 9, 2008
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When one tucks his penis between his legs and gets it sucked from the back
Yo timmy got a gunther from that ol slab
by Dizzle31187 December 30, 2016
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Generic name for a German national (sometimes spelled Gunter erroneously). Used in a derogatory and zenophobic sense.
Look at that group of fricking Gunthers hogging the sunbeds - jeez I hate those bison fisted old hags and their fat bloated Mercedes driving nazi husbands. I swear that old dude was eyeing me up in the shower - I reckon they are all bleedin' pedos.
by Dr Hans December 15, 2008
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A small, nordic man with a large penis; makes up for his petite frame with an exceptionally large ego and expertise in the bedroom.
Is that a Gunther?

Yeah, I had that nordic wiener in my mouth last night.
by A Gunther lover 2 December 6, 2010
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hey look at sean's gunther
by b--------- June 6, 2007
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The nasty, sticky substance dug out from under toenails and sometimes fingernails
I took the knife, cleaned out the toe gunther and spread it on a Ritz for a snack...
by BahamaBoy July 23, 2008
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proper noun.
a slang term used by employees of Valley National Bank in Hoboken to denote a customer.
I can't figure out one good goddamn reason any Gunther is dumb enough to open an account here.
by SprinklesVv November 6, 2007
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