Dirty Golfer 

When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!

Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?

Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!

Dirty Golfer by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011

gulfarazing 

Deflecting an argument by throwing a statement that is factually correct but unrelated and out of context to the argument in order to win the argument.

I said that it’s racist to assume black people steal but he gulfarazed me by saying that homosexuals are gay.

I was winning the argument until he started gulfarazing me.

gulfarazing by TheTimeTraveller March 17, 2020

lady golfer 

British slang for lesbian.

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian

lady golfer by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017

pulp gulper 

Term for weirdos who drink their orange juice with pulp.

Person 1: Is that pulp in your drink?
Person 2: Yeah, I like it that way.
Person 1: Okay, fucking pulp gulper.

pulp gulper by Arsonist_MLGXpert January 20, 2021

Championship Golfer 

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

Championship Golfer by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

scratch golfer by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

golfer's tan 

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

golfer's tan by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007