funtard

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

by Soapeh July 20, 2006

fŭqtard

(n): An individual, incapable through diminished capacity, to hear conversational tones outside of his/her own voice's auditory frequencies, thereby inhibiting ability to learn, progress, or communicate effectively with/from others.

After repeating her initial stance on the matter, even though substantial evidence to the contrary was just provided, it was clear to see that Nancy P. was a fŭqtard.

by JWIrwin78 January 24, 2019

fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

by arnie123 April 22, 2010

ftard

an abreviation for fucktard. Can be used in mixed company without the offense of the word fuck.

That guy is a fucktard.

by john haugh July 30, 2004

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

fatard

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

by Far Behind May 1, 2008

Rucking Fetard

A play on the word Fucking Retard. Epic username. An example of a classic twist is Mucking Foron.

Bob :: Hi I'm Bob.
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.

Jake :: Meh, Meh

by mobinga June 14, 2011