Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

by mb92388 April 13, 2007

funnierestnever

1. The not funnest time ever.
2. Really bad time having fun.

We had a funnierestnever time.

by NoFear14 January 15, 2021

lockport furries

useless humans that wear cat tails and ears to Lockport Township High School because they think it’s “cool” and are making a “statement” but in reality they are obnoxious people who have no real impact on the world..

I got dress coded for my ripped jeans but all the lockport furries don’t? Thats fine..

by heheheh;) October 31, 2018

Fornie

Fornie is a real mans chad game. Fortnite is a little piss baby virgin game.

Fornie players sleep with your mom. Fortnite players sleep by them virgin selves.
Fornie is best game. Fortnite is cringe.
Fornie is life. Fortnite is not.
Fornie is a phycological game that will make you have a new outlook on life and be inlightned.

I LOVE FORNIE!!!!!!!!

WE DA BEST FORNIE GAMERS!!!!!!!

FORNIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I HATE TOM August 16, 2021

Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014