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Pilot Furlough

When airline management has thrown away Billions in cash on failed stock buyback schemes, a threatened pilot furlough is used to try and extract pilot concessions, so management has more money in the future for more risky stock buybacks that only benefit them.
Example #1: "Well, we pissed away all that money the employees made on stock buybacks, so we will threaten a massive pilot furlough and ram some pay and work rule cuts down their throats. Are we still on for our tee time later today?"

Example #2: "If the pilot furlough doesn't give us enough money to do more stock buybacks, we will just displace everyone to the lowest paying positions and try to force more wage and work rule concessions on them. Make sure there are plenty of hookers and blow for the airline manager party tonight. Shit is about to get real when we announce those pilot furloughs."
by UnitedBusDriver June 5, 2020
mugGet the Pilot Furloughmug.

Furlough Canary

Anyone on a seniority roster underneath you. When the "canary" (the employee) "drops" (gets laid off) you know it's time to make alternative arrangements.
My last furlough canary was just cut, time to update my resume.
by SoManyKidsUffDa November 1, 2017
mugGet the Furlough Canarymug.

furlough friday

Unpaid Friday off for state employees in an attempt to balance budgets.
John got all crunk on Thursday night because he was having a furlough Friday weekend.
by jubjub911 April 26, 2011
mugGet the furlough fridaymug.

girl on furlough

Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".
Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for said "willing" damsel, though, be sure to (1) be very careful and gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boobs-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020
mugGet the girl on furloughmug.

girl on furlough

Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".
Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for her, though, be sure to (1) be very gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boob-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
mugGet the girl on furloughmug.

Furlough

A racial remark used towards the black people who are not certified of gathering money that they own.
See him there, he’s not paying us the stupid furlough
by Warry W Wenson April 15, 2020
mugGet the Furloughmug.

Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.
"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."
by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020
mugGet the Furlough Fuckermug.

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