fudgie

a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.

"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."

by Joe Bone April 1, 2005

Fudgied

The act of sticking a finger up the taint (gooch) or arse in a quick motion to cause a shock to the unknowing victim.

"John was stood there and I fudgied him, it almost frightened the life out of him"

by Adolphzuckerberg June 3, 2016

German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.

Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!

by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011

Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.

With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.

by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006

fudgie krinkles

yummy chocolate on an banana stick

oooh fudgie krinkles

by Bobjwjsjsnsnsmssk February 27, 2019

buck fuddies

"fuck buddies" spelled incorrectly. If you say 'buck fuddies' there is no way you can get in trouble. Half the time, your friends wont realize that you said it wrong.

1: No were not going out.... were just like....
2: Buck fuddies?
1: Yeah....... wait what?

by suicide_cures_cancer September 24, 2006

Fudggies

Short, pudgy, sausage-like fingers on girls named Martha.

How does she get a ring to fit on those Fudggies?

by Windingbrook February 24, 2018