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Fucktardia

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Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014
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fucktasmic

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A portmanteau of the words fuck and orgasmic, fucktasmic is a word of excitement or anger, depending on how it's said.
Guy 1: Damn man, this lasagna is fucktasmic!

Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.
by Very Chewy December 27, 2006
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Fucktastrophe

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1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
by DudeA March 2, 2009
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Fucktastrophy

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When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy
After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.
by jennlm August 14, 2009
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fuckatarian

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fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"
Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!
by Jointgurl August 17, 2016
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Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

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When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”
by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018
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Fucktanza

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When you import someone from a foreign country for the express purpose of having a multi-day Sex-fest.
So I flew in this guy from Toronto this weekend for a total fucktanza. You should see him on Tinder!
by Dalihi June 10, 2017
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