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Fucktastrophy 

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy
After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.
Fucktastrophy by jennlm August 14, 2009
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Fucktastrophy 

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable
The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.
Fucktastrophy by Debdem September 22, 2020
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fucktastrophy 

1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.
1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.
fucktastrophy by Michael J. September 28, 2007

Fucktastrophy 

A series of events that make absolutely no logical sense in order to further move a cause or action that is against moral or legal interests
Did you hear what is happening with a tribal nation in Wisconsin. Its just a FUCKTASTROPHY beyond comprehension.
Fucktastrophy by We'natappi' January 8, 2022

Fucktastrophy 

After your scumbag president leaves office and sells all your national secrets to your enemies.
Tiffany sold all our nuclear secrets to the Saudis, this is a Fucktastrophy!
Fucktastrophy by Honeypot37027 August 27, 2022

fucktastrophy 

When what the fuck and the shit hits the fan meet. You have a fucktastrophy. When everything that can go wrong goes wrong and then some....you have a fucktatsrophy. When the word catastrophe just isn't enough.....fucktastrophy is!
I wonder how this got to be such a fucktastrophy.
fucktastrophy by LilTe June 8, 2024

fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!
fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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