Fucknugget

Slang term for a human infant.

I've changed that little fucknugget's shitty diapers 12 times today.

by Handol July 8, 2014

fucknugget

someone who's fucked and also a nugget.

person one: who is that loser
person two: oh, that fucknugget, that's just joel
person three: i mean i love nuggets, but he's a fucked nugget

by sweeatasssugar October 28, 2019

FUCKNUGGET

A turd that pops it head out after butt stuff.

Careful dude, don't make me pop a fucknugget.

by SadistNation August 8, 2022

fucknuggets

fucknuggets is a word you use to give a quantity. In short, fucknuggets is a lot. Like..A LOT. An ungodly amount that cannot ever truly be defined.

Athena: I am sicker than fucknuggets!
James: Are you sure of these accusations? Fucknuggets is not a subject to be trifled with!
Athena: Yes. My throat is almost shut and no amount of fucknuggets shall open it.
James: Sad day. Very, very sad day.

by Athena.M.Tonks November 11, 2011

Fucknugget

1. The best insult mainly because you cant turn it around.
2. Chicken sex.
3. A frustrated cry.

1. Guy 1: Fucknugget! Guy 2: uhh... you... you.... crimple... crimple penis??
2. Oh man. Did you see that fucknugget last night? 19 chickens all banging in an orgy!
3. This paper is being such a FUCKNUGGET (or) FUCKNUGGET! MY COMPUTER CRASHED!

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

FuckNuggets

When McKenzie drops her nose piercing on the floor twice after cleaning it and then puts its back in.

Oh fucknuggets!!! I dropped my nose ring!

by Dweber August 21, 2022

fucknugget

Noun. A sharp pejorative for limited use on the most unpleasant of the thought challenged.

Adjective. Used to describe the most senescent of fartsome cloacas. Often seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin."

Noun: PincherMartin is the drum-major of fucknuggets in The Perfect World of marching bands.

Adjective: That fucknugget PincherMartin cannot process the information he allegedly gleans from all the books he lies about reading.

by rdbrewer September 30, 2005