Fucknugget

when u fuck nuggets

gf: please just fuck me
me: no b i only fucknugget

by HarryKewell August 4, 2018

Scrubby Fucknugget

A person who is a nub that spends their time doing pointless things. They have no life and they tend to be losers (fucknuggets).

Andrea, you are such a scrubby fucknugget for spending the whole day doing homework.

by Senior Nug May 15, 2011

Fucknugget

A person or thing that is purely made out of FUCK.
If anyone sees this person a slight "Fuck it's him again" will come out of their mouth.

Bobby: Hey look there is Jimmy.
Billy: Fuck it's him again.
Bobby: Yeah, you are right he is such a Fucknugget

by PuddingPanzer September 9, 2016

Fucknugget

Generic insult. Can be used casually or with malice, works best when describing fat people.

"That dumb fucknugget eats at McDonalds three times a day, then wonders why he's a grotesquely obese fucknugget"

by Lord Henry March 8, 2003

Fucknugget

A hardened ball of male excretion produced usually a few hours after an improper ejaculation, one usually needs to see a physician after producing a fuck-nugget, as it is extremely difficult to expell from the penis.

Person 1: "Did you hear about John? He claims to have gotten a fucknugget!"
Person 2: "Oh my god, I hope he's okay!"

by mustang-wolf December 7, 2012

Fucknugget

When you fuckin a bitch hard and she orgasms so much that a little turd pops out.

Dude I banged Teresa so hard last night that she dropped a couple fucknuggets on my sheets.

by tehbel February 27, 2016

Fucknugget

Slang term for a human infant.

I've changed that little fucknugget's shitty diapers 12 times today.

by Handol July 8, 2014