Holy Fuck Knuckles

When you see something so excessive, amazing, horrifying, fortuitous, or otherwise awesome, that you are bereft of any other words to say.

Scott: "That guy just walked out the flaming wreckage after a car accident!"
Bob: "Holy fuck knuckles! He is still walking!"

by pokettomonsuta November 20, 2017

Fuck Knuckles

one who seems to fuck things up everywhere he goes

After three girls enter your dorm room and begin talking to you, this is what happens after fuckn knuckles enters your room:

Girls: hey(to fuck knuckles). do you live here too?
Fuck Knuckles: (does the double arm pump and screams in a loud gay voice, like a white guy trying to be lil john) YEAAAAAH!
Girls: (they promptly leave after giving a look of disgust to fuck knuckles)
Two guys who live in the dorm room: hey fuck knuckles, thanks a lot. (the guys begin to bumrush fuck knuckles and beat the shit outta him for being such a douche)

by Brad Kronik December 31, 2005

mexican fuck knuckles

When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.

what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Fuck Knuckle

The painful bend in hard dick caused by pulling out too far and slamming your cock into the taint.

I was railing that bitch so hard I gave myself a fuck knuckle.

by XxxKevinxxX August 19, 2007

Fuck Knuckle

A dickhead who likes to invade everyones privacy and will happily eat cock whenever is possible. He/She talks too much and needs to be sent to South Africa to drop him/herself on his/her own head. They talk out their ass most of the time.

Look at Jackson, he's a Fuck Knuckle. Send him to India to eat rubbish. Pog.

by Ol Meanings November 5, 2020

Fuck Knuckle

Idiot, tool, moron, fool, useless bastard, politician

stop telling me what to do and sort the country out you fuck knuckle!

by Englishdude January 30, 2010

Fuck-Knuckle

The knuckle of the hand that was used to fist the dirty asshole of another man

This particular knuckle on this particular hand has seen more ass than you will in your entire life-a genuine fuck-knuckle

by Breadstick Octahedron October 9, 2017