festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005

frosticles

the testicles of a snowman

"Janet and Sandy, look at the frosticles on that snowman!"

by wordqueen December 22, 2008

/wristicles

Similar to /wrists, which means "slash wrists", /wristicles is the simultaneous slashing of both the wrist and as the razor goes downwards, the testicles. Essentially it not only causes incredible pain and bleeding, but removes ones masculinity.

Alex: I saw your girl walking with Brad; they were all giggling and shit... I think she's over you man!

George: /wristicles

by Alexander Ray Johnson February 27, 2009

festicles

The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.

Dude, I need some Gold Bond stat. My festicles are raging!

by thefoldrock January 12, 2011