Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".
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Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
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After hitting on a few hotties on the dance floor, Skeeter ended up bringing Yolanda back to his flat. Wanting to make an impression he devised a four course candlelight dinner. After untwisting the Franzia and pouring a few glasses, everything was tongue and cheek. They didn't make it past the appetizer.
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