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Frankenpenis

Movie created and directed by Ron Jeremy, starring John Wayne Bobbitt as the Frankenpenis due to a very publicized sexual assault in 1993 by John's wife wherein she cut off half of his penis and it had to be surgically re-attached.

Movie was, of course, post surgery.

Movie was NOT based off of Ron Jeremy's penis as often thought by the general public.
Frankenpenis became an idea because of a severed, fully operational penis.
by Dustin Muffs May 25, 2010
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FrankenPod

A surveyors tripod that has been assembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
They will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. They often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fiberglass leg. They often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.
J.R.: "Did you see that freaking FrankenPod that Charley gave me to use yesterday?"
Osmond: "No mon, how bad was it?"
Chris: "The newest part on it was used by Lewis & Clark on their voyage of discovery"
by South Florida Scurveyors September 16, 2005
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Frankenputer

A computer with parts from a bunch of other computers inside it.
"I've taken parts from the last five computers I've had, and put them all into one tower. I've turned it into a frankenputer!"
by Alishya October 1, 2007
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frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.
Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?
by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005
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Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.
Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!
by jack almighty December 15, 2008
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Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!
Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Frankenpussy

A name for a girls vagina who looks a little bit like frankenstein
Dang Hunter, can't believe you went for the frankenpussy!
by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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