Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.

Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.

by SepticHornet February 27, 2018

footjob Friday

On Friday, September 8th. You may receive a footjob from your significant other any time and any place

“Hey bro, you ready for footjob Friday?”
“Hell yeah!”

by notskyler September 4, 2023

extreme footjob

when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.

i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!

by frank valente October 20, 2006

Gumpy Footjob

When one has gumpy and big feet and gives someone a footjob.

Wow your feet are gumpy, can u give me a gumpy footjob?

by Majestic J April 24, 2009

rogan footjob

A mixture of the alaskian ice-dragon and the hunter footjob while being suffocated by a big Brolin black man named Tyrone while he is doing the hotpocket

OMG GIVE ME THAT ROGAN FOOTJOB NOW!

by roganfootjobcreator November 10, 2022

Rusty footjob

The act in which a female steps on broken glass and gives another male a footjob (stimulation of the penis by using the feet).

I was bleeding all night after she gave me that rusty footjob.

by Doctor Mannix! September 5, 2009

jesus footjob

Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot

Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!

by MajkiFag May 7, 2018