flushcards 

Originally defined as making flash cards while taking a deuce. It has bee expanded to encompass all forms of studying while in the bathroom. Modern times make this go hand in hand with craptopping.

Man, I need to study for that exam this morning! Time to kill two birds with one stone and do some flushcards.

flushcards by mindless900x August 3, 2009

fleshware 

A person using a computing device.

First they thought it was a hardware problem, then they said it was a software problem. Eventually they figured out it was a fleshware problem. (eg. the person using the computer made a mistake)

fleshware by Lutie October 23, 2007

Flashtard 

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.

Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!

Flashtard by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

Fleshtard 

1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.

“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”

Fleshtard by theteamerchant October 2, 2025

flashnardo

a dumbass that cant edit for shit

flashnardo’s bully comp is ASS!!!!

flashnardo by diddelyblud March 4, 2026

Flushtard

In poker, a flushtard is a person that continues to stay in the hand consistently with any two suited cards in the hopes of making his flush. This is even true if 2 cards of the same suit he is holding flop in Texas Holdem. Flushtards don't care about the odds, or their chips. They see the 34% and their eyes light up.

Dammit. I tried to raise Phil out of the pot with his obvious draw and he caught runner runner to beat me on the river. What a flushtard.

Flushtard by IFSATG March 2, 2011

Fleshwand

Penis, Dick, Cock, Meat, Lob

Suzy loves sucking men's Fleshwand

Fleshwand by Valeria Messalina November 19, 2016