Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

2-Faced

A person who acts one way toward you but later acts the opposite way making them two-faced

Person A: Hey i like your outfit today
Person B: Thanks

The following day
Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit

by Meandefinitionsof people January 29, 2017

Korean two-faced

A beautiful Korean woman with a big smile who looks you straight in the face. When you walk away she talks bad about you and the smile turns to a smirk.

Theresa is Korean two-faced, she has such a great smile when you talk to her. Only because she will have something to say when you walk away.

by Dr. Blackjack September 6, 2013

Facedownbook

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

by Wrappa July 16, 2009

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Perfectly flawed

Acceptance that nobody can be perfect, everyone has their flaws yet they embrace them, allow them to come to terms with their mistakes yet not allow them to define them.

"I am perfectly flawed"

"I am content and happy just being me"

by SpecialJ233 May 13, 2013