Fistacated

When you are fisting a girl while wearing a tuxedo, remember to remove cuff links, or roll up the sleeves.

She could barely walk, after being fistacated for hours.

by PoeDogg November 10, 2018

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fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

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1. n. A step up from facepalm. When shit has really hit the fan, or fails or epic fails are piling up to the point beyond cussing and a facepalm. An example situation would be when your computer is lagging incredibly.

2. v. The act of biting one's fist on the grounds of the first definition of this term.

Man, that dude's about to snap. Did you see him fistbite?

by jmw87 October 21, 2010

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Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

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