fiznut

The act of gargling seltzer or some kind of carbonated liquid, and then proceeding to be "tea bagged" (sucking on ball sack).

After their dinner and a movie, Thea, feeling sexual, fiznutted George on her parents bed.

by 918273645 July 1, 2008

FIIN

Fuck if I know

Bill: Hey Mack, did Jorge go back to the facility?

Mack: FIIN

by FIIN September 22, 2013

fignuts

A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything, such as jerk, idiot or dick.

What's going on, Fignuts?

by Makrel October 1, 2003

fiznutch

(n) an over-zealous librarian

"Dude, why didn't you check out 'Of Mice and Men' for that book report today?"
"Couldn't do it, man. That fuckin fiznutch at the front desk wanted a dollar twenty five outta me in late fees so I punched her in the throat and got kicked out of the library."
"Damn."
"Yeah, my hand's fine now. Thanks for the concern."

by Silent Rip December 2, 2004

finute

Smaller than minute.

His penis was smaller than minuscule. It was finute

by HungryOtter May 23, 2016

britney fignut

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl

1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court

by Greg601943 April 6, 2007

Fignut

Someone who is really stupid or just a moron

He is a total fignut.

by Discman April 5, 2003