Definitions by Makrel

ye mum

Ye Mum is an excellent way to wind up your mates. it is the perfect response to any conceivable gesture.

Person being wound up: "this music absolutely rocks"
the winder upper: "do you know what else rocks? YE MUM!!"

ye mum by Makrel September 8, 2005

fignuts 

A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything, such as jerk, idiot or dick.

What's going on, Fignuts?

fignuts by Makrel October 1, 2003