Definitions by Makrel
ye mum
Ye Mum is an excellent way to wind up your mates. it is the perfect response to any conceivable gesture.
Person being wound up: "this music absolutely rocks"
the winder upper: "do you know what else rocks? YE MUM!!"
the winder upper: "do you know what else rocks? YE MUM!!"
fignuts
A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything, such as jerk, idiot or dick.
What's going on, Fignuts?