1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucking fetard
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucking fetard
"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."
"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
by luke knudson October 30, 2006
Get the rucking fetarted mug.A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.
by arnie123 April 22, 2010
Get the fetarded mug.by john haugh July 30, 2004
Get the ftard mug.Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.
Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
by Far Behind May 1, 2008
Get the fatard mug.From the band My chemical romance two band mates Gerard way and Frank Iero were rumored to be dating. They would show affection on stage more than just friendly stuff. They would kiss on stage. Gerard went behind franks back and married a woman and in a concert after the physicality that Gerard throwing frank to the floor after frank trying to do their normal stage stuff. This was after Gerard had gotten married back stage at a concert without telling frank. There was a rumor that Ray Toro found Frankie crying after he found out about the wedding.
Gerard:Hey Frankie
Frank:Yeah
Gee:You heard about the Ferard thing right?
Frankie:Yeah *blushing*
They get on stage
Gee:Makes out with Frankie’s facd
Frank:Yeah
Gee:You heard about the Ferard thing right?
Frankie:Yeah *blushing*
They get on stage
Gee:Makes out with Frankie’s facd
by I still have faith in MCR May 9, 2018
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