Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

fartawful

Synonym for FALAFEL. Falafel is also called fartawful because it gives you smelly farts.

I had a fartawful sandwich for lunch today. It was tasty.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

Farizah

A Farizah is a super sweet, intelligent, kind human being who always thinks of others. She is a loyal friend, but has problems remembering names of new people and sometimes pulls weeds at random times. A teasure

That chick is cool. She’s a Farizah!

by Jellybelly90 February 5, 2019

fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.

I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

Fartash

An extremely rare and unique Persian name meaning honorable and graceful. You will be lucky to come across anyone with this name even once in your lifetime. This name most-likely belongs to someone of Iranian decent. Typical nicknames given to people with this name are Fart-ash, Farty, and Fartass. Despite the word fart being in the name, most people with this name are not highly flatulent. This name likely belongs to someone who is very intelligent, cool, and hilarious. You don't wanna mess with Fartash.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.

by Fmister April 17, 2011