An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.
Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!
Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*
Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!
Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*
Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
by rawrthaas February 26, 2010
Derogatory term often used to describe someone who makes farts with such a potent aroma that they could knock someone in the near vicinity on his or her ass. The fartknocker is the producer of said fart, not to be confused with the fartknockee, he who is accosted by the pungent fart.
by Jenn and Steph September 05, 2005
A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.
by jb3rocks33 November 03, 2009
That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker
by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 02, 2004
by mike draper January 05, 2002
1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.
2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.
2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.
Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.
by medicneballer February 09, 2018
A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.
by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003