Definitions by jb3rocks33

fartknocker 

A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.

Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.

fartknocker by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

thingers 

Thingers are misshaped thumbs that resemble fingers. Potentially advantageous in thumb wrestling or video games. Notable celebrity with thingers, Megan Fox.

I heard Juan stink-thingered that new hostess from the brew pub last night with his freaky E.T. looking thingers!!

thingers by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009