Thingers are misshaped thumbs that resemble fingers. Potentially advantageous in thumb wrestling or video games. Notable celebrity with thingers, Megan Fox.
I heard Juan stink-thingered that new hostess from the brew pub last night with his freaky E.T. looking thingers!!
by jb3rocks33 November 03, 2009
A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.
by jb3rocks33 November 03, 2009