Cleveland Facepalm

The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.

Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!

You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?

Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!

Cleveland Facepalm by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010

facepalm 

The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*

Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*

facepalm by Moondog February 10, 2004

Facepalmable Offense 

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm

Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.

Facepalmable Offense by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

Facepalm 

The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*

Facepalm by Timnus December 31, 2010

*facepalm* 

The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish

Person 1: MUSHLOOM!

Person 2: *facepalm*

*facepalm* by face meets palm May 2, 2006

facepalm 

The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.

Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

facepalm by Seungsation April 26, 2008

Facepalm 

When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.

Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.

Guy 2: *Facepalm*

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Facepalm by Capt. Palmface December 20, 2010