facerip

getting owned, an alias used by superb internet gaming players

Damn you just got your faceripped, facerip is owning people tonight.

by nigga matt March 30, 2004

Facewipe

The act of clean-up after beating one off to Facebook

That was nice. I'd better have a quick facewipe. Nobody will ever know

by Mr Knish October 19, 2008

Facerape

when someone is kissed against their will and their entire mouth is violated

dude, my bf got faceraped, and now he has aiiiiiids

by Aloysha April 25, 2009

Facegrind

The act of a person(or animal) sliding or "grinding" (def#6) on the floor, ground, or dirt with their face.

"Did you see #24 facegrind into 2nd base...that looked painfull!!"

"Danny pulled a major facegrind yesterday, he tripped going down the stairs."

by DLX23 January 16, 2009

facepipe

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010

Facerape

When someone subjects you to a visual against your will, with no warning. Example: naked fat chicks, blue waffles, elephantits of the balls etc.

Mike just faceraped me with a picture of and old grandma and her blue waffle!

by Mean Little Mama December 13, 2016

facecrime

Noun, using someone else's facebook account while they are away, to write something embarrassing or silly.

The meaning is different, but the word is from George Orwell's 1984. "To wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"

A less-wrong alternative to frape.

User no#1 status: I like boys
User no#2 comment: Haha we knew all along
User no#1 comment: I didnt put that status! FACECRIME!!!!!

by Constabulator December 29, 2010