farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

Farphin

An uncool person who acts obnoxiously or is a tool, specifically people named Logan.

Logan is such a farphin.

by Billy Flinchkins April 22, 2010

Fairpods

Wireless white earbuds that look like airpods but are connected to an Android device.

Hey did you see that kid? He’s got Fairpods in!

by BigSuffi March 6, 2019

farplunchig

farplunchig is an odd word whose origin is surrounded in mystery. it is said to refer to an excessively overweight, gluttonous individual who enjoys eating different salted fish and variety's of wet bread. the person in question is usually very content with his or her situation and have been known to breathe heavily.

hey have you seen jake lately hes gotten very farplunchig

by kopelowitzaccouterments74 June 20, 2011

Fairport

basically, it's the Mayberry of Rochester. The only stuff you can do here is a.) go to clawson's b.) go to "the coffee shop" c.) go bowlling d.) go see a movie/go to the mall. It's known for being snobby, but idk why b/c no one is really a snob. Oh, and the kids here are OCD about sports...if you don't play a sport, you are frowned upon.

Fairport, a small village in Rochester known for the saying "Once a Raider, Always a Raider"

by Whitnee June 29, 2008

Farple

A commonly used term for a nipple fart.

me: "Ramsey!"
Ramsey: "What?"
me: "Fart+Nipple=Farple"
Ramsey: "Haha!"

by Ciarán Roberts March 27, 2009

Farp

To produce a burp that smells like a fart.

"Dude, that is sick. Was that you?"
"Yeah, sorry, it was a farp"

by acl551 May 10, 2009