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fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary
christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet
by groovywordbender December 10, 2011
mugGet the fuckoff tabletmug.

Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.
by Forseti April 30, 2006
mugGet the Fuckoff landmug.

tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
mugGet the tele-fuckoffmug.

angry Fuckoff!!!!!

Spiderman gets kicked in the balls, and flies through the air saying "Fuckoooooffff!!!!!" alot like cartman in south park. he then shoots web from his penis in a messy fashion and wraps his enemy up in spider-spunk. this is an "angry Fuckoff!!!!!"
by Croft July 4, 2009
mugGet the angry Fuckoff!!!!!mug.

Fuckoff

A person who fucks off and doesn't do what you need them to while making an excuse why they couldn't do it, usually lasts a very long while.
He's such a fuckoff.

Why?

He won't buy me a god damn camera since he owes me one! It's been a 3 months already!
by Sean Arphskinburshk July 21, 2017
mugGet the Fuckoffmug.

Fuckoff

Used to exaggerate an adjective that comes before it, especially if it is particularly disturbing.
"This ugly fuckoff bird"
"A massive fuckoff moth flew at my face last night."
by Til- July 25, 2021
mugGet the Fuckoffmug.

camp fuckoff

a camp whose purpose is to be purposeless.
you're such a waste-of-space. you might as well spend the whole summer at camp fuckoff.
by Raoulduke69 September 5, 2023
mugGet the camp fuckoffmug.

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