put the moves on the ficus

To make advances toward someone in an attempt to hopefully have sex with them.

"I saw Kyle trying to put the moves on the ficus with some hot girl at the party last night."

by 24shotsofjager November 22, 2016

ficus

Ficus is a word used by angry persons instead of saying fuck, so that they don't curse observably.

"- You know we had to do that essay for school?
-Ficus..."

by TheDarkVoice January 24, 2017