Fapumentary

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.

"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."

by theclassicfool August 6, 2014

Fapulous

1. Orgasmic, amazing, awesome.
2. Really, really hot.

"Did you see that ass?"
'Yeah. It was Fapulous!"

by thisIsNotMyPseudonym April 21, 2013

Fapulous

(adjective)
Used to describe a woman who is attractive.

derived from the english words fabulous (meaning incredible), and fap (meaning masterbation)

Man, Sarah Palin's daughter is so fapulous. I would impregnate her in a second!

by SmittyB October 24, 2008

Faputee

An amputee who engages in masturbation.

John had his arm amputated, however he still masturbates a lot. No one knows exactly how he does it but he sure is one hell of a faputee.

by manmalade August 27, 2011

Fapuchino

A blow job

Go get a fapuchino

by BDolan099 May 21, 2018

fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

by kingbumii May 12, 2015

fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.

I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.

by The Anomaly February 5, 2003