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Epstein

"Hey did you see that Trump was on the Epstein Files?"
"Did you know that Trump's name is mentioned more in the Epstein Files more than God's name is mentioned in the Bible?"
by Littlesoiltiles March 3, 2026
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Epstein

A surname that can no longer be taken seriously in any context due to association to Jeffrey Epstein, a disgusting sex offender.
"Mr. Epstein was not a good teacher."
by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026
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epstein

when someone releases notes, files, videos or commentary that has already been released and provides nothing new for it's viewers or readers
The show Have I Got News For You - U.S. just pulled another epstein with their latest "Best of" video. Everyone has seen it already.
by timmmmber January 17, 2026
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epstein

when someone releases notes, files, videos or commentary that has already been released and provides nothing new for it's viewers or readers
The show Have I Got News For You - U.S. just pulled another epstein with their latest "Best of" video. Everyone has seen it already.
by timmmmber January 17, 2026
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Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.
Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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Epstein'd

When an individual is clearly murdered for having dirt on powerful people (usually pedophiles), but the establishment claims they committed suicide.
"Mr. Shekelberg got Epstein'd after he was caught touching kids."
by Xi Jinpenis December 25, 2020
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Epstein-Barr

A disease causing the condition of mononucleosis (aka mono), which is severe sore throat, fever and an enlarged spleen. It is often referred to as the "kissing disease". It is transferred from saliva, so one can get it from kissing, or sharing drinks. It is a herpes virus, same as the chicken pox (herpes zoster). This often occurs in children, but can also come up in adults. You can treat the symptoms, but the virus will always be in your system.
Yeah, so my girls got mono man. Who's she been kissing?

Yeah, so I've got Epstein-Barr after making out with her. Way to go!
by The AlliCat January 9, 2010
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