Emory

An elite "Southern" university attended by smart, liberal, rich kids...who weren't smart, liberal or rich enough to get into Brown. The school is noted for its diverse student body, who represent not only Nassau County, but Westchester and Fairfield Counties, as well. Studies have shown that more Jews visit Emory annually than the Western Wall. The cost of attendance nears $100K a year ($40K for tuition, room and board; $40k for new 325i; and $20K for coke and Prada allowance). Famous alums include Newt Gingrich, Kenneth Cole and Wolf Blitzer's daughter.

Druid Hills wife: "Those damned Emory heathens and their blaring hippity-hop music!"

Druid Hills husband: "I'm dead. Are you enjoying the $65 million and five-person, all-negro staff I bequeathed you, you irascible bitch?"

by Emoroid June 22, 2006

Emory

emory is super hot. he has the best music taste and is really popular. did i mention he's hot. he’s also super good at swimming emory>>>you

emory is super hot 🥵

by dollarstorecrackho November 21, 2021

Emory

Emory is a real ass nigga. Emory hates fake punk as niggas and is all about his money. He is very loyal and stay’s to himself but can open up to people who are close.

Man that nigga emory a chill ass nigga on 55 crip

by Thebanddoo November 23, 2021

Emory

Jus uhh real young nigga. Who wit all the shits. Who worried ab bettering himself and his niggas and not ab uhh bitch. Tryna get uhh bag and roll uhh wood. He’ll WHOOP YO ASS

Oh you fuckin Emory I heard he got the definition of uhh shhlong

by Mr.breakabitchforherchips November 23, 2021

Emory

A green, spiky alein from pluto with a sweatband who rides in space with his moronic freind Oglethorpe. He appears on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Alright, party time.

-Emory

by k00ld00d321 December 31, 2004

Emory

An expensive university in Atlanta. No freedom of speech in this place. One wrong word and your already standing in front of the honor council. Totally infested with liberals.

That guy never says his opinion, always agrees with everybody else, probably went to Emory.

by Andy April 6, 2005

Emory

A girl with bedroom eyes and a haunting past. Emorys tend to be excessively creative and smart, but extreme introverts. They also usually harbor a love of books and history.

Guy 1: "Have you seen that girl Emory? The one who's always alone in the library during lunch?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's hot as fuck, but I bet she's weird."
Guy 1: "I dunno, I wanna talk to her..."
Guy 2: "Well good luck, she's a total introvert."

by AndyLiquor February 3, 2013