An Emory is the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. She can be tall but that doesn’t change anything else about her. She can be nice or she can beat you, it depends on the person that YOU are. Don’t get her mad, she has a horrible temper, and besides all this, she’s unbelievably nice, (and hot) if you need advice, go to her. She is the kinda person to spill all your feelings onto. You should be blessed to have her in your life, never let go of her and she’ll never let go of you.
An elite "Southern" university attended by smart, liberal, rich kids...who weren't smart, liberal or rich enough to get into Brown. The school is noted for its diverse student body, who represent not only Nassau County, but Westchester and Fairfield Counties, as well. Studies have shown that more Jews visit Emory annually than the Western Wall. The cost of attendance nears $100K a year ($40K for tuition, room and board; $40k for new 325i; and $20K for coke and Prada allowance). Famous alums include Newt Gingrich, Kenneth Cole and Wolf Blitzer's daughter.
Druid Hills wife: "Those damned Emory heathens and their blaring hippity-hop music!"
Druid Hills husband: "I'm dead. Are you enjoying the $65 million and five-person, all-negro staff I bequeathed you, you irascible bitch?"
Where girls drip in Juicy and Prada, and the guy wear Diesel a lotta.
Where Beast and Everclear are considered the best, fake ID's aren't put to the test.