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Emory 

An elite "Southern" university attended by smart, liberal, rich kids...who weren't smart, liberal or rich enough to get into Brown. The school is noted for its diverse student body, who represent not only Nassau County, but Westchester and Fairfield Counties, as well. Studies have shown that more Jews visit Emory annually than the Western Wall. The cost of attendance nears $100K a year ($40K for tuition, room and board; $40k for new 325i; and $20K for coke and Prada allowance). Famous alums include Newt Gingrich, Kenneth Cole and Wolf Blitzer's daughter.

Druid Hills wife: "Those damned Emory heathens and their blaring hippity-hop music!"

Druid Hills husband: "I'm dead. Are you enjoying the $65 million and five-person, all-negro staff I bequeathed you, you irascible bitch?"

Emory by Emoroid June 22, 2006