pink elephants

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass

my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant

by ShadowsOfBlood February 8, 2004

Elephanting

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.

Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.

by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009

hunting elephants

when ur obviously not doing anything or obviously doing SOMETHING and feel like being a stupid smart ass

(chatting on facebook)
jack: hey watcha doing?

jill: oh u kno... hunting elephants

by sweetness1154 December 16, 2011

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

elephantastic

A word used to describe something so awesome that fantastic just isn't enough. Also, used to describe very large objects that are super cool.

I got 2 free tickets to see cats on ice!
That's super gay dude.
No, it's elephantastic!

by phat g-zus November 2, 2009

elephantic

A person, place, or thing of enormous proportions.

Your sister's butt is so elephantic, she sat in my couch and I couldn't find it again.

by Jan=it August 22, 2008

elephantitis

Lymphatic Filiarisis (elephantiasis) is a thread-like filarial worm is passed from person to person through the bite of an infected mosquito. Once inside the body of an unsuspecting person, the worm thrives in the lymph vessels and tissues. As it grows, it causes marked swelling of the limbs and other extremities. Elephantiasis is a skin disease that is most common in the tropics. It gets its name because the affected skin becomes rough and thickened usually causes the disease. Mosquitoes carry the worm. When the mosquito bites, the worm enters the body and eventually lodges in the lymph vessels.

It most commonly affects the limbs and can occasionally move to the scrotal areas and outer genitalia.

please people, you might think its funny, but this is a serious and painful disease, its not right to make fun of these people, most of them live in areas where good medical help is hard to find so they can't get relief from this curable disease until its too late and its gone into later stages(when it is incurable). And you all seem to think its a joke.

http ://www.bk- lymphklinik. de/foto/ KHAS36.jpg here is a picture of elephantitis, does that look funny to you?

by Reiuki2 August 2, 2007