Documentary

The same thing as a real movie, but with ugly people.

"So I just watched the Sex in the City Movie"

"I heard that was a pretty good documentary"

"Oh no, its a real movie, it just happens to star Sarah Jessica Parker"

by SilentEDJ October 5, 2009

Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

documentary

A euphemism for sex.

Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.

by NakedManBen August 22, 2007

documentary

Like a movie, except boring.

Tibby Rollins from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

Doofumentary

noun. A visual record, usually video, chronicling the exploits, antics and follies of psychedelic warriors, trance junkies ("doofers"), outdoor rave freaks, bush bunnies and those bent on the permanent destruction of their eardrums and ankles.

Man, have you seen Lightsoulja's new doofumentary? There's this guy in it who *looks* like me but he's doing some shit I sure don't remember.

by i_smash April 25, 2011

dockumentary

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.

There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Documentary ugly

Someone who is so ugly they should feature in a TV documentary.

You're not just ugly, you're documentary ugly!

by Smordwith August 20, 2023