Definitions by AndrewTFowler

Shit Whisperer 

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.

*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.

Shit Whisperer by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012

Documentary Expert 

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

Documentary Expert by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

Fawesome 

The best way to describe something at its highest level of awesome. "Fucking Awesome."

Friend: "Dude, did you see that concert last night?"
You: "Yeah man it was fawesome!"

Fawesome by Andrewtfowler May 5, 2011