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donkaments

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
by the christ November 20, 2007
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Virgil Donati

Virgil Donati is arguably the best drummer of all time. He started playing drums at age 3 and turned professional at 16. Now in his 50's, Virgil is an extraordinary talent, having practiced for several hours a day everyday for decades. He has poured his heart and soul into his drumming. Virgil has such amazing coordination that he can play four different time signatures at once, he can hold his own in terms of speed against todays top metal drummers except he does it with style and musicality. His prowess on the drum kit is unrivaled.

Virgil Donati has more talent in his little pinky finger than all the usual slobs the youtube users don "worlds best drummer" e.g Joey Jordison, Travis Barker, Mike Portnoy etc etc, they are basically retarted in comparison, and it is a great injustice that the majority don't appreciate the true legends in drumming.

Virgil also played keyboard from a young age and has written most of the material for his progressive rock band Planet X.
by Toilet Head January 16, 2011
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ba-donka-donk

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).
Her badonkadonk made a brotha pop several wheelies.
by HG ColdDawg July 22, 2004
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donkalisious

1. A mildly attractive co-worker that walks like she has a stick up her ass.

2. Hot chicks that get a job in a slow paced environment(IE: call centers) and gradually become thick in the Ass.
- "Dude, She is actually donkalisious....Heeeeehaaawww"

- "I remember when she first started here, she was sooo hot and now shes just donkalisious"
by donkalisious1 February 20, 2009
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Donkalouch

Noun. Don-ka-looch
1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following characteristics: awkward dance movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to Northern New Jersey and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
Donkalouch likey Greenrock.
Donkalouch likey Tequila.
Donkalouch want wingy.
by IGTBTK December 22, 2012
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Donka Dicc

Huge, almost comically huge penis. Only the manliest of men have this. A penis so large that would cause the destruction of anything it comes across. Word is used as praise and worship.
Damn! Besar got that Donka Dicc!
by benchwarmer1 September 15, 2020
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autotrump donations

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.
My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021
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