dong

Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!

by Chantal Charisse July 28, 2004

Dong

The Penis.

Good lord, my dong is huge!

by Mike "Skeptickal" Siraco April 27, 2003

Dong

A word meaning penis

Mike loves his dads dong

by Ham1782 April 14, 2021

dong

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

by Law July 10, 2004

dong

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005

The Dong

A reference to the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong. The Dong is a reference to Donkey Kong himself. It is mainly used because almost all of Donkey Kong's portraits portray him with a massive erection.

Dude, the Dong expanded upon me. Thats why i lost that minigame.

by The N64 Expansion pack May 21, 2017

dong

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

by Hansome Harry October 08, 2007