dickmelion

when ones penis can blend in with suroundings

shit, where did your cock go? you must have a dickmelion

by sean osullivan July 26, 2003

Dickbelly

The underside of one's penis, opposite the dickback.

"Man, I shouldn't of worn my swim trunks. My dickbelly is starting to chafe."

by Bungaloe August 8, 2017

dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)

I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.

by Jhazmin April 15, 2005

dicksville notch

The opening where solid waste generally exits the body.

stick it up your dicksville notch!

by blufty November 24, 2007

dickmallet

A brutal attack of words

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.

by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

dickmillion

An excessively large and indefinable number. Usually used to describe a large quantity of things.

I think Luke needs to be taken home, he's had a dickmillion shots of sambuca and is chundering all over the place.

Ali won at Monoply last night, he had all the properties and a dickmillion pounds. We didn't stand a chance.

Have you seen Karin's spare room? There is no room, she keeps a dickmillion shoes in there that she never wears!

by freedaslaves September 9, 2013

dicksmall

when ur dick is small, usually used as a question

hey, is dicksmall?

by a man witta small dick April 24, 2018