Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.
Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.
by Lotsamama January 06, 2022
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dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
by honeydewtea March 28, 2010
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dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.
Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.
by kenkenobi September 29, 2021
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Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 14, 2019
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Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 02, 2019
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Dicklashed/dickwhipped

dicklashed or dickwhipped is when one or a group of people is persa not their normal selfs as they have now been whipped or lashed by the said dick to only then think about dick and the owner of said dick
by baby power 👶🏾 July 22, 2023
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