Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

by lyradius February 12, 2014

Dicklapsed

When you dropped a dude because he wasn’t good enough for you then not too long later you’re back on his dick cause you’re slightly weak. It’s ok hunny you’ll get through it

Bella was doing so good dropping her toxic man until she dicklapsed, poor girl.

by Urban Ninja Bro September 6, 2018

Dickshed

Slang for a slut or whore.

That girl has done it so much, shes a dickshed.

by ReDevil October 16, 2009

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dicklash

female equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."

"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."

by LocoNunca August 19, 2009