3 definitions by lyradius

Thumble

When your girlfriend texts your wife thinking it's you. like Bret Favre or Tiger Woods.

She just thumbled the invite.

by lyradius August 11, 2011

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

by lyradius February 13, 2014