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chicken dick

having a small dick that is thin at the base and large at the head.
Grant has a chicken dick that's why no girl will give him head.
by Sean paul is a homo May 23, 2006
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chicken dick

Getting 'overly, stupidly, uncontrollably excited' about something or 'anything' for that matter, to the point that their reaction is seen as the equivalent of been turned on.
example 1
Bill: So Ted was headed home and on his walk he ran into a bunch of old bikes.
Mike: Oh fu*k!
Bill: Yeah, you should of seen Ted chicken dick.

example 2
Me: Frankie! we're going to the Park!
Frankie the Dog: Starts running around the apartment like an idiot, panting with his tongue out, drooling on himself, nearly pissing himself with his eyes bulging out of head
Me: Look at him Chicken Dick.
Tate: Jesus! just wait till we get his purple tennis ball out.
by Frank Asiago May 30, 2013
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chicken dick

when a guy comes on to a girl and teases her and tells her he wants her but when the time comes to make love or have sex he chickens out cuz he can't take the pressure cuz he's wanted her too long and figures he'll cum too soon
he told me he wanted me then all of a sudden he was a chicken dick
by wildnsmallwoman August 14, 2009
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Chicken dick

A mash-up of the phrase chicken bone and the word glass dick. Both phrases meaning a receptacle to smoke meth with
Yo man hand me the chicken dick so I can hit it.
Aye did he have a chicken dick in his mouth.
by Phatkiddpk September 10, 2019
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chicken dick

Gerald: "Hey Josh did you see Fred do that triple backflip?"

Josh: "yeah! What a chicken dick! 😄"

Gerald: "let's go fuck him!"

Josh: "WTF queer? No... Fag"
by chicken dick April 1, 2015
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Buffalo Chicken Dick

A play on "Buffalo Chicken Dip".

It's when you've run out of lube, and the only replacement substance available is Frank's Red Hot.
by YouthInRevolt February 11, 2012
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chicken dick feet

Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.

"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.
by anon76889 April 5, 2012
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