DFT

Don't Fuck That

<driving in car>
girl: Mommy, look, a squirrel got hit by a car ;(
mother: NO DFT!
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kid: ERIN DFT!

by yesthatsmejose October 18, 2008

dft

a shorter way of saying "dont forget that".

dft your moms birthday is next weekend or shes going to smack the poop out of you.

by infirezman June 12, 2017

DFT

Down for tonight.

"Hey are you dft, Jessica's throwing a huge party!"

by Yung won ton May 31, 2019

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's)

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.

Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

by Meeray March 17, 2009

DFTBA

Acronym meaning "don't forget to be awesome." Popularized by the Brothers Hank and John Green on their vlog, Brotherhood 2.0 (brotherhood2.com).

John: Hank, I'll see you tomorrow. Oh, and DFTBA.

by brittak October 20, 2007

DFTBA

From the Brotherhood 2.0 which officially means Don't Forget To Be Awesome.

However, the Green brothers have charged their nerdfighters to come up with more, equally awesome, meanings for DFTBA. Some examples are
1) Dinosaurs Failed To Beat Astroid
2) Dear, Fetch The Battle Axe
3) Delano Fears To BE Afraid
4) Do Fish Take Baths Alot?
5) Dark Forests Take Bravery Away.

and many, many more. So many that Hank actually wrote a song with only DFTBA acronyms as lyrics, fittingly called "DFTBA."

"See ya tomorrow, and remember, DFTBA!"

by Noim May 5, 2009

DFTK

Don't Fuck the Kids. Usually used by teachers or other people who have children/teenagers/younger adults as their charges. Most often said in jest, as the rule should be self-evident to anyone with half of brain, but occasionally said in spite when realizing that yet another one of said person's colleagues has been let go because of alleged sexual relations.

You hear what happened to Johnson?
Eh, he had it coming. DFTK.

by Eddie Long September 25, 2010